treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.
Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.
by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011
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Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!
by Raolro October 09, 2022
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Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees
Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees
by (⊙_⊙) February 06, 2017
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