furry peaches

"balls containing hair"

1. last night i was with this girl and for some reason she had a pair of furry peaches!

2. do you have fur on your peaches or what!

by harry "The Ice Man" gorski January 31, 2009

Sweet Peach

When a guy is getting blown and he is ready to cum and right when he is about to bust, he pisses in the girl's mouth.

"Dude I was so sure I was about to bust, and then I totally gave her the sweet peach!"

"Nancy likes the sweet peach better."

by Knightofni February 27, 2009

peaches

1. A strikingly cruel comeback often easily assembled by the mind and ready to use whence desired, especially effective against persons who respond to the title of Albert.

2. See Bagel

Albert: That guy's a dumbass.

David: Yeah okay don't make fun of other people's name, Peaches.

by terracottapr1nce September 22, 2007

Peachy

Weird; peculiar; strange

"Eleanor Roosevelt was Gay!"
"Hmmm, Peachy....."

by HyPP3rboLe May 13, 2005

peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003

peach

the word you say sometimes when you are avoiding the "B" word.

wonder if they got any good peaches up at the clubs tonight

by LARDY February 27, 2005

Sea Peach

The sea peach is a rare underwater delicacy, enjoyed only on Flag-Day in the form of sea-peaches and cream. The sea peach is a dark gray color, resembling an oblong peach with a scaly exterior. Many sea peaches are found with warts growing out of various parts, and sometimes even eyes. It's leaves are always dark gray and wilting. It's unclear if the sea peach is a plant or a dead fish, as it resembles both and, in certain cases, contains bones.

The sea peach, when eaten, is grainy and melts in your mouth in the wrongest way possible. Much like an onion, when cutting a sea peach one's eyes will tear. The sea peach tastes much like sour milk. When mixed with cream, making sea peaches and cream, the sour milk taste is balanced out, and the delicacy tastes like 2% milk.

Johnny found an eye in his sea peaches-and-cream! He's the Flag Day King!

Svetlana, could you pass Sylvia the sea peach grey crayon? No, no, that one's ash-grey.

by bar2d2 August 31, 2012