father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Bro Fap

When you and your bro(s) fap

Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?

Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.

by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016

fap

fat American princess

Omg look that girl is such a fap!

by hotgirl1234566788 March 23, 2021

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020