fuck beans

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

by Tapeworm Tapeworm July 1, 2004

baked beans

The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls

We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.

by banana July 6, 2004

Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009

blown ma beans

shoot yur load.. cop ur whack.. ejaculate white wee wee.. sex wee

u u u uuuggghhhh ooooh babe av jus blown ma beans oooops!!!! sorry!!! hehehe

by septic gow wank February 8, 2008

don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.

"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

by RedWater June 30, 2009

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

beans

all the people that have written definitions for this are completely ignorant. Beans are NOT MDMA! Beans is what you buy from Canada for 50 cents a pop and sell in America for $30 a drop. Beans is 2 C-E, a legal designer drug in Canada that is essentially weed, xtc and acid all rolled into one pill.

Beans can be found for pretty cheap up in Montreal or Niagara Falls.

by DoseFiend March 13, 2010