Turd World Country

A country that has social or political conventions that are considered uncivilized and/or immoral compared to that of other countries.

"A woman in Iran was arrested and killed for not wearing a head covering. What a turd world country."

by Fcking_Chuck September 29, 2022

turtledumplin

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

by CassieWin February 9, 2023

drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along

dude i landed my drift turd

by spazmin March 9, 2008

regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.

Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!

by Dego Dan January 10, 2008

nose turd

a booger,mucose

i just flung a nose turd at the teacher

by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009