telebropathy

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five

Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY

by Brorgasm March 5, 2015

Telepeni

A magical penis alien that came to Earth to teleport up womans vaginas and then the male human was born.

Oh my god! I discovered the magical Telepeni(s)!!!1!one!

by UrbanPikminFTW March 30, 2015

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

Telepathetic

The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.

From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.

by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015

telephone pimpin

Telephone pimpin is picking up the phone and pimping other people to your will. This mostly consists of influencing the other person to see your point of view

Man, I decided to drop out of the election because everybody was telephone pimpin and it wasn't fair

by Supa Tee June 10, 2016

telekinesis

the ability of moving objects with mind without physical contact using psychic energy

Most psychics can easily develop telekinesis
Move the pen using telekinesis

by Billiam Beaver June 6, 2016

telegraph intersection

A traffic intersection that, because of a lack of a protected turn and the flow of traffic, only lets one vehicle through per cycle of lights.

That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.

by Lord Butterknife May 19, 2017