zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

ahhhhhhh yes!!!!

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017

spanker

See monkey spanker

by x January 31, 2003

Slanky

I don't know what slanky means. It's just fun to say like slinky and skanky put together. But a good kinda skank. A classy hooker.

Detach: That Alissa is one slanky ho.
Shibby : I agree, thats one classy bitch.
Alissa : Bitches! I'm paid, holla!

by Detach March 25, 2010

splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.

I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.

by C-hamm April 17, 2014

Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016