Spanish Teacher

That one teacher who is from spain. Whenever you breath, you get detention.

My Spanish teacher gave me detention for breathing

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

spanish inquisition

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008

sparkle penis

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

spaceship status

originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.

-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."

-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"

by NovaKid April 13, 2010

Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

by Not R May 8, 2009

Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.

Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?

by Steakface August 16, 2010