Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.

Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?

Spanktravision by Steakface August 16, 2010

Spanktravision

Michael and Aaron's favorite scrambled late night channel. Usually in the mix is a large blanket to sit under... for "drumming"

Dude, my parents are asleep, turn it to spanktravision... and uh, pass me that blanket would ya? I gotta... practice... ...my drumming."

Spanktravision by RYTOE November 6, 2003

spanktervision 

The depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement. (aka pornography)

I was sitting in my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, watching some good ol' spanktervision, when all of a sudden a giant alligator gave me 25 beer coupuns for $100.

spanktervision by bjb0mb3rz August 7, 2004

spankervision 

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

spankervision by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

spankavision 

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

spankavision by mark January 8, 2004

Spanktervision 

A peeping tom who lives out of his VW camper van and frequents local beaches/hot spots spanking his pud while scamming on chicks.

Why pay 20 bucks for a show at the local peep show when you can get spanktervision at Ocean Beach for free???

Spanktervision by Sam and Chris January 16, 2007

spankervision 

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

spankervision by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007