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Smiley

1. An abnormality or blemish

2. Can be physically on a person or an object; something unusual.

3. A defect

4. A deformity

5. A mutation
After meeting his girlfriends moms for the first time and noticing the mole on her face, her turned to his lady and said "I didn't know your mom had a smiley."

The ear of corn looked good. Except one kernel had a smiley on it.

The lone hair on her breast was a definite smiley.
by Chambana July 11, 2012
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Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
by Miles Labia December 15, 2003
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1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.
His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)
by Felipe M January 17, 2009
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Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.
Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.
by Razor Smile July 17, 2009
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Cinammon Smile

1. A Sexual act, it involves receiving oral sex on the penis.
during oral sex the man pulls out, jizzes in the face of the performer, sprinkles his penis in cinammon and slaps the performer with his cinammon covered knob. this leaves the victim covered in a mix on cinammon and jizz.

it is known as the cinammon smile as if you do this and don't smile and laugh at the victim you have no soul.

2. that smile you get then a cinammon based treat really hits the spot... like a cinammon whirl or something... they are nice.
person 1 : i gave chris a cinammon smile last night!
person 2 : wonderful! what sort of tasty breaded treat was it?
person 1 : you misunderstood, he sucked me off, i came on him, sprinkled cinammon on my dick and hit him with it...
person 2 : oh...
by Chipmunkcheeks June 8, 2011
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short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.
Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...
by the daydreamer February 1, 2014
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Smilf

Much like milf, its smilf.

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Mum/Mom
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We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf
by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010
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