The word asf is means "as fuck". If we use this word after something praiseworthy word like "she's gorgeous asf" or "smart asf" it means that person is soooo gorgeous and soooo smart.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.
Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in Californiathis morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.