Holden's Counterpart

A biting creativenonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?"

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.

The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece. He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart. It's the double homicide language of The Cabbie Homicide where the investigative elements show from his reporting from his wordpress and tumbr blogs with the biting vibe of The Fandom Writer.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Full Uno Reverse Counter

if full counter and a uno reverse card did the dragon ball z combination dance u would get the Full Uno Reverse Counter which is stronger than "nay thee" and this is made out of nobelium uranium, so only for smart peoples. it functions like jojos "golden experience requim" and is unbeatable

Me: u gay
ThimoT: nay thee
Me: Full Uno Reverse Counter
ThimoT: *dies*
ThimoT:*gets killed again*
ThimoT:*and again*

by dendenthepuppy October 10, 2018

Billz No Counterfeit

Just a regular guy who does cool sh*t. Makes his money, and stays to himself.

Damn Billz No Counterfeit, nice watch!

by Big L’A November 23, 2021

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

sticky milk counter

When you cum on a girls breasts

John: how did you date go?

Ryan: when pretty good. Gave her a sticky milk counter

by JackRyder January 24, 2023

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023