by cattrain May 9, 2009
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1. ACCEDENTLY- Your obviously on the computer too much and its late so your typing fast and go to type OMFG as you express how your flipping out over the internet, and accedently hit the "Z" + shift button
2. LITERALY- Its Oh My Fucking God but sence omg is boring u spice it up w/ a little z, yes to say Zoh My Fucking God! is but to sound more delightfuly amusing.
3. RANDOMLY- Ok you know how u say it like Z-O-M-F-G by each letter, well, your walking down the road and nothings happening and all the suddon your stupid asian friend drops to his knees screaming for no reason like someone died (literaly pronouncing ZOMFG like its a word (not by each individual letter) but with sylables) and so it sounds catchy and you start saying it because no one else dose. Its really pointless and it kind of makes people think for a seccond, which distracts them.
1. ACCEDENTLY- Your obviously on the computer too much and its late so your typing fast and go to type OMFG as you express how your flipping out over the internet, and accedently hit the "Z" + shift button
2. LITERALY- Its Oh My Fucking God but sence omg is boring u spice it up w/ a little z, yes to say Zoh My Fucking God! is but to sound more delightfuly amusing.
3. RANDOMLY- Ok you know how u say it like Z-O-M-F-G by each letter, well, your walking down the road and nothings happening and all the suddon your stupid asian friend drops to his knees screaming for no reason like someone died (literaly pronouncing ZOMFG like its a word (not by each individual letter) but with sylables) and so it sounds catchy and you start saying it because no one else dose. Its really pointless and it kind of makes people think for a seccond, which distracts them.
1. ACCEDENTLY-
ME: yeah i didnt do anything to day wat about you?
YOU: well... um... nm
ME: ZOMFG!!! WAIT YEAH! i saw a hot chick in the store!
YOU: ok... yeah...
ME: yeah? um wat dose zomfg it was an accedent :P
YOU: ZOMFG!!! i like it!
2. LITERALY- ZOMFG! your... gay?!?! *gasp*
3. RANDOMLY-
ME: i am so bored
YOU: i know me two
ME: *sigh*
YOU: WTF who sighs that loud?
ME: what are you, **ZOMFG!!!**, talking about? i didnt sight that loud!
YOU: HOLY SHIT!!! HEART ATTACK ON A BUN, MAN... i hate you...
ME: yeah i didnt do anything to day wat about you?
YOU: well... um... nm
ME: ZOMFG!!! WAIT YEAH! i saw a hot chick in the store!
YOU: ok... yeah...
ME: yeah? um wat dose zomfg it was an accedent :P
YOU: ZOMFG!!! i like it!
2. LITERALY- ZOMFG! your... gay?!?! *gasp*
3. RANDOMLY-
ME: i am so bored
YOU: i know me two
ME: *sigh*
YOU: WTF who sighs that loud?
ME: what are you, **ZOMFG!!!**, talking about? i didnt sight that loud!
YOU: HOLY SHIT!!! HEART ATTACK ON A BUN, MAN... i hate you...
by Scharfschu July 28, 2006
Get the zomfg mug.An awsome version of OMG. Usually used to mock the people who use the term "OMG" every other sentance.
by Freaky Kayla Person January 7, 2007
Get the zomg mug.ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids. He slightly resembles a combination of a disdainful viking and the Motörhead skull mascot.
And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image.
ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image.
ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
by Motörmeshie November 28, 2006
Get the zomg mug.by SkottiSama March 5, 2009
Get the ZOMGZILLA mug.1. Usually intended to confuse people or be very random. often used when bored, left out, or to be sarcastic.
2.zomgburger is a burger made of zombies.
3. Zoh my god, it's a burger!!!!
4. a burger that zombies eat.
2.zomgburger is a burger made of zombies.
3. Zoh my god, it's a burger!!!!
4. a burger that zombies eat.
ex. 1
Person 1:"Like, i knoes!!!! i saw it too! lolz!"
Person 2: "i knows, right? It was like really cuuuute!!!! But--
person 3: ZOMGBURGER!!!!!!
ex.2
"let's go get some zomgburgers, k?"
ex.3
Bob:"i'm uber hungry arn't u?"
Fred:"yeah, i could go for a burger..."
*burger appears*
both:"zOMGBURGER!!!!!!"
ex.4
Zombie:"Braaaaaiiinnssss---i mean....zomgbuuuuurrrrrgeeeeeeerrrrrrrr........"
Person 1:"Like, i knoes!!!! i saw it too! lolz!"
Person 2: "i knows, right? It was like really cuuuute!!!! But--
person 3: ZOMGBURGER!!!!!!
ex.2
"let's go get some zomgburgers, k?"
ex.3
Bob:"i'm uber hungry arn't u?"
Fred:"yeah, i could go for a burger..."
*burger appears*
both:"zOMGBURGER!!!!!!"
ex.4
Zombie:"Braaaaaiiinnssss---i mean....zomgbuuuuurrrrrgeeeeeeerrrrrrrr........"
by Diepiedie December 1, 2009
Get the zomgburger mug.A. ZOMG! I just won the lottery!
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
B. Oh dear you are undergoing Zomgification, soon you'll be a Zomgie.
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
B. Oh dear you are undergoing Zomgification, soon you'll be a Zomgie.
by Ellisio March 21, 2007
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