Zombesque

From the root word "Zombie" Defined as the body of a dead person given semblance of life and "-Esque" an adjective suffix indicating style, manner, resemblance or distinctive character.

Popularized by zombieseatpeople.com, the term can be used in the context of somone is truly zombie like, as opposed to actually being a walking corpse. Of which the undead would not be zombesque because they would genuinely be a fucking zombie, and genuinely want to eat your face off.

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“That guy over there is really zombesque, he says nothing and smells like he messed himself.”

“Wow, she was zombesque when we humped, is was like making love to a maggot farm.”

by zombieseatpeople.com December 14, 2010

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.

Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.

by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014

Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.

"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."

by IOFT December 30, 2014

Zombie Pizza

Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.

"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"

by jrodanbread January 7, 2010

Zombiatarian

A zombie deeply concerned about the care of other zombies; being devoted to the promotion of zombie welfare.

The zombiatarian effort was a great relief to many of the zombies suffering after the humanitarian group was eaten.

by Jastoz January 10, 2005

Zombie Fuck

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.

Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.

by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009