wasted

To be EXTREMELY intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs. See stoned, high, enke, drunk.

Enke died last night after getting wasted. He had a brutal bong session.

by blade er gitano January 26, 2004

Wasted away

The feeling of being tired, sad, lonely, worthless, and confused at the same time.

I feel so wasted away.

by Sleepysunflower May 29, 2020

Wasted potential zone

You and the person have chemistry with each other and maybe flirt but the relationship never goes anywhere and you feel stuck

Girl: It’s your choice if you want me I am here
Guy: I’m good
Girl: This is what I like to refer to as the wasted potential zone

by Pasty2021 December 20, 2020

wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.

I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.

by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021

human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.

The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.

by daveylownotes October 24, 2011

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011