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Wafflecone

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Adj. A person who is goofy or annoying. One who is being an idiot. A superior insult.

A more lighthearted version of cuntnugget.
"I don't know man, you sure you want Dave to come to the party? He can be such a wafflecone sometimes."
by LittleBowCreep March 10, 2022
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WaffleModder

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WaffleModder or Waffle for short, is a hard working guy who kinda gets shit done. His talents are making art and covers for a game called Friday Night Funkin. He absolutely loves all his friends who he made along the journey.
WaffleModder, Can you make a cover of this, please?
by Respectrox December 11, 2022
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Wafflestomp

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The act of curb stomping someone (someone considered a piece of shit) over a storm drain
“Yo dude, I heard Timmy got jumped! I heard they have him a Wafflestomp
by Goober23891 July 3, 2025
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wafflebomb (n.)
The unexpected, high-velocity "explosion" of bodily fluids (usually semen) that occurs when one person is performing oral sex (the "waffling") and the other person's gag reflex is triggered, resulting in a sudden and messy "bomb" of ejected contents.
The term specifically refers to the chaotic moment where both parties are simultaneously... contributing... to the mess, creating a bizarre and unfortunate mixture reminiscent of a sticky, syrup-covered breakfast.
Example wafflebomb usage
Person 1: "How was your date with Chad?"
Person 2: "It was going great until we got back to his place. We... uh... we had a wafflebomb
Person 1: "Oh god. Who started it?"
Person 2: "Does it matter? His comforter
by Onegite1 November 6, 2025
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blue wafflectomy

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procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch
The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.
by bombarded July 25, 2020
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National WaffleStomp Day

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The day in which all wafflestompers are celebrated without prejudice
You hear Shannon is celebrating national wafflestomp day

What’s that?
It’s for all those who poo in the shower then stomp it down the drain, you know a wafflestomp
by T Flegs February 28, 2024
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