Wafflecone 

Adj. A person who is goofy or annoying. One who is being an idiot. A superior insult.

A more lighthearted version of cuntnugget.

"I don't know man, you sure you want Dave to come to the party? He can be such a wafflecone sometimes."

Wafflecone by LittleBowCreep March 10, 2022

wafflecunt 

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.

Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.

wafflecunt by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008

Wafflehole 

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.

Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole

Wafflehole by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008

Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

Wafflecopter by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

wafflecakes 

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

Wafflecopter by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011