Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008

Toad face

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.

The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.

by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011

toadwarrior

Person who likes one or more of the following - Hitler, dead babies, monkey rape, fat peoples gaping cunts and moving to England from America.

We all wub teh Toadwarrior!!!!!!!

by Him who will be bant May 31, 2003

twaddell

1. a badass in combat takes the form of an upright bull dog wielding a pair of miniguns loaded with armourpiercing incendery rounds, spitting them at 60 rounds per second, total death and destruction follows his transformation, his men would follow him to the depths of hell to fight satan himself.
2. wears flannel shirts, drinks scotch, and drives a vw jetta, his musical taste is a mystery

wow man that was twaddell man you f***ing destroyed them

by haha yeaaaa April 29, 2008

toad hopper

When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity

Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss

by Bob Sullivan April 27, 2014

Toad Falcon

A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

by T8key0medic1ne March 2, 2009

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.

"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

by Ziekerz September 2, 2007