Tumble Twat

A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.

George: You're gorgeous!

Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women?

George: No need to be a tumble twat.

by pineapples8264 April 16, 2016

twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.

A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.

by Revchu May 1, 2006

Twatchling

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

twazzer

a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina

hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.

by compudude86 February 7, 2006

Twatwaffle

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Rim Twang

The action of hitting one's erect penis against the inside of a toilet seat when sitting down.

"Using the toilet with morning wood is a challenge... standing up is messy, sitting down results in rim twang!"

by chickitypoo January 18, 2010