therapeutic hold

Legalized Assault with a different name.

Joe performed the therapeutic hold on James, even though he insisted that he was being violated.

by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007

Therapist

That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser

by Sambrown November 12, 2015

thorazine shuffle

the foot dragging, lethargic, stride of walk> when under the influence of potent phyc-meds, aka thorazine

check out that guy on the path , doing the thorazine shuffle

by doinksplat February 18, 2013

Greyhound Therapy

The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.

Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012

flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009

pillow therapy

The application of a pillow over the face of a particularly needy or annoying patient with enough force to occlude the airway, resulting in the patient's demise. See also: negative patient care outcome,bit the shit, and knock their dick in the dirt.

If that patient in room 3604 presses his call light one more time, nurse Heidi is going to ask her tech Kevin to apply pillow therapy.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004