Tessa

She has gone through a lot. Not just small hardships, but horrible things you can’t imagine. Even if you ask her about her personal life with her family, she probably won’t feel comfortable telling you. She may have scars that do show but now she is stronger. She keeps everything to herself because any time she shows her emotion someone ends up hurting her. People can tell her she is beautiful but she still thinks less of herself. Love food. McDonald’s (mcdicks) for sure. All she wants is a boy is a boy who cares for her and loves her the way she is. Not because of just her body or to have sex because you already know she thick as hell. You definitely need to treat a Tessa with care and gentleness

Boy: I need someone to love
Girl: I have a perfect friend for you... her name is Tessa

by Mr. Snowman January 12, 2019

toss cookies

to puke/vomit/chunder you get the point

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night

by papajohn November 6, 2007

Tess

An amazing person that is good at everything and anything. (Usually close to perfection and full of energy or hyper)

Haha, that tess is amazing.

by brbtertnt December 25, 2007

tesser

To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.

If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!

by Monchie~ May 10, 2018

Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.

Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.

by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011

tessology

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...

2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.

by Katie aka Steve the Man August 24, 2008

toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015