teoss

Has one of the biggest dick and is mostly compared with planets

Jade: Wow what a dick teoss has!

by Nannuk dak il liba November 22, 2021

Toss Boy

The ruler of a deserted island named HEL. he was forced into hel forever by SATAN (aka tom nook) and was trapped there for all eternity to find bugs, fish, make a house, and let an owl steal his findings to make a museum. although toss boy lives in hel, he is quite nice and has a girlfriend named goober. they are a cute couple. also, toss boy is on a mission to kill shari, who keeps threatening him that she will break his knees. but that wont happen any time soon.....

shari: hey look, its toss boy! hi toss boy!
toss boy: SHUT UP SHARI BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL
shari: ok! have a nice day!

by toss boy is god April 9, 2020

Zoey Tess

Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.

Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.

by HollywoodUpdates August 20, 2017

Zoey Tess

Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993

Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...

by mlankelly April 21, 2023

bucket-toss

A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.

The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)

My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.

by Drano August 16, 2006

Tess Holiday

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".

Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".

by Anathemata September 23, 2021

Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

by clayto97 January 19, 2020