Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

strogging

To furiously masterbate to the point where your no longer concerned with where your semen ends up...

I was strogging it so hard that i just plowed my load all over my keyboard.

by prattypopeye September 19, 2010

strafing

For partners to continuously keep touching each others bodies for a short sexual pleasure

The teacher caught them strafing in the class

by inimitable 12 February 14, 2015

Steffing

When a girl's breasts are popping out of her shirt/dress/bikini top.

My friend stef always wears low shirts so we say you're steffing as a code word or joke.

by KFann July 24, 2007

stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005