squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 30, 2007

squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 10, 2007

squirtle

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

by S1ru5 October 20, 2006

squrple

the act of ejaculating on a sexual partner's face. ala a facial

john: i banged the shit out of that chick last night.

billy: did you squrple?

john: oh yeah she loved it, she got some in her eye though ;)

by jean claude von squrple January 27, 2009

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015