Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

squirtball

1) a ball of squirt
2) a geeky, male high school virgin

Look at that squirtball, he can't get with that slut Marissa.

by SquirtBallEnthusiast January 6, 2013

squildo

A squildo is a guy in an office setting who never learned how to use his inside voice, most likely dresses like a queen during the weekends, and wants everyone to know how great he is at life.

Jake is on a call right now and is acting like a total squildo.

by Rizzou19 September 10, 2013

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

squillion

A word which can be used to indicate a large amount of some thing. Much larger than a million but smaller than a zillion

I've got a squillion tadpoles in my garden.
There must be a squillion ants in my undies!

by ~*~Ambz~*~ April 18, 2006

worth a squirt

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

by ben September 23, 2003

Squirt engine

A mixed drink made from the grapefruit flavored pop, Squirt, and gin.

"All I have to drink is gin and squirt."
"Shit, make a squirt engine."
"What's in it?"
"Squirt and gin. It will get you fucking rolling."

by Speeditdown February 27, 2007