squildo
A squildo is a guy in an office setting who never learned how to use his inside voice, most likely dresses like a queen during the weekends, and wants everyone to know how great he is at life.
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graping the squildo
to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait
also: grapes my squildo
this does not include jailbait
also: grapes my squildo
graping the squildo by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004
Related Words
squildo • graping the squildo • Squido • Squiddo • Squillo • Squidoosh • Squeldon • Squibdogging • squidod • Squidology
Squilder
pronunciation: (skwil-der)
An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably
An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably
Squilder by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009
Squido Mc Bishi
The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.
Squido Mc Bishi by HunterSMontana010921 July 26, 2021
Squilo
Betty was called a Squilo when she busted out doing the robot to the latest OG Maco hit. She kept doing the robot.
Squilo by The Toyota February 20, 2015
squidod
A more exagerated way of saying squad (crew, posse, gang). Most commonly used by Busta Rhymes and members of the Flipmode Squad to refer to Flipmode. Busta/Flipmode invented this word because they had exhausted all other ways to express Flipmode's prestige. An interesting point to note is that Busta consistently declares Flipmode's superiority without offering any evidence to back up this statement. When confronted by a skeptic, he throws down rather than articulating his views to help justify his standpoint. One example of Busta's less convincing arguments for Flipmode being the squidod is as follows:
Yeah, as a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib, I fell down and I bumped my head. Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head. I said "Yeah." So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em?" I said "Yeah, Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest." Knowing as a shorty, I was always told that if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself.
Yeah, as a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib, I fell down and I bumped my head. Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head. I said "Yeah." So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em?" I said "Yeah, Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest." Knowing as a shorty, I was always told that if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself.
Flipmode is the squidod!
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026