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graping the squildo 

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo
cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

Squilder 

pronunciation: (skwil-der)

An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably
i made her squilder

she squildered so loud my neighbors woke up

her squilder made me laugh
Squilder by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Squido Mc Bishi 

The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.
I had the most excellent time last night with my Squido Mc Bishi.. he makes my vagina drool. 🤤
A person who's goofy but cool and doesn't care what people think
Betty was called a Squilo when she busted out doing the robot to the latest OG Maco hit. She kept doing the robot.
Squilo by The Toyota February 20, 2015
A more exagerated way of saying squad (crew, posse, gang). Most commonly used by Busta Rhymes and members of the Flipmode Squad to refer to Flipmode. Busta/Flipmode invented this word because they had exhausted all other ways to express Flipmode's prestige. An interesting point to note is that Busta consistently declares Flipmode's superiority without offering any evidence to back up this statement. When confronted by a skeptic, he throws down rather than articulating his views to help justify his standpoint. One example of Busta's less convincing arguments for Flipmode being the squidod is as follows:

Yeah, as a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib, I fell down and I bumped my head. Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head. I said "Yeah." So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em?" I said "Yeah, Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest." Knowing as a shorty, I was always told that if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself.
Flipmode is the squidod!
squidod by bob423 April 18, 2007

Squilmor 

Low life citzen.
That dude has no life, he's such a squilmore!
Squilmor by randyorten March 5, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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