Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

Spongebob

An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.

Dude did you see that episode of Spongebob last nite?
Yea!

by spongebob<3 February 22, 2012

spongebob feet

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

by LasPlagas April 30, 2010

spengaloid

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.

Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off

by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018

SpongeBob

SpongeBob is the best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

pop-culture sponge

A person who soaks-up popular culture like a sponge.

Absorbing trends and styles wherever you are then rinsing them out to keep only the things you really like.

Aesthetically aware and sensitive.

A cool-hunter is actually another name for a professional pop-culture sponge.

A pop-culture sponge, soaks up the styles and trends wherever he/she go.

When you pay attention to and absorb your surroundings from a cultural point of view you are literally a pop-culture sponge...just make sure you digest and wring out the things you dont need and dont want to keep.

by Giada D. June 28, 2009

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010