sponga

An idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid

Girl 1: I told you to go get that checked
Girl 2: Yeah well.. I didn't
Girl 1: You bloody sponga

Bloke: I'm gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
Girl: Dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle

by Bananabird October 6, 2016

Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Slongar

noun

1. an inhabitant of Summerlin

2. refers to a way of life among natives
adjective

relating to the yung nigga Slongar

Oh my god, we just got scored on by a couple of Slongars.

by yellowflame36 December 3, 2020

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017

Slongarama

Slongarama is a situation in which many male organs are involved.

The park toilets were a real slongarama once the sailors unzipped.

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016