Small-browsing

Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.

Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?

Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.

Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!

Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.

by Scales November 12, 2013

small town effect

if you live in a small town,your afraid of being in a realationship because your scared your reputation cause everyone knows everthing about you, which is called small town effect.

you talk shit about a girl u like in front of your friends, even tho u like her because ur afraid of loosing ur reputation, which is called small town effect.

by Varaklani October 29, 2021

Small boy

Something that Mr. Abdul Karim in Atomic Shrimp's "The Surprising Return of John Barosa" is adamant he is not. He has since adopted it, regularly accusing scammers of being small boys.

That's quite a childish question. Like something a small boy would write. Are you a small boy?

by lazarusinhell October 22, 2023

small talk

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.

Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight

by Dubiks February 11, 2019

small black dick

there is many more than you think.

MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too

by KePe August 16, 2008

Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.

The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.

by axxlR August 3, 2011

small world

Something you'd say when you meet someone unexpectedly....

*you run into your friend in your vacation far away from your hometown*

Bill: HEY Bob!
Bob: WOW!! Small world, huh?

Also in resident evil 4:

*Leon runs into cabin*
Luis: LEON! Small world, ehh?

by KHAYOS February 1, 2008