schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

schmegatron

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma

Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron

by mamjay August 17, 2016

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017

Shmegma

An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.

Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.

by WammerJammer22 November 4, 2017

Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

Shmegmagetti

Spaghetti with Smega as the sauce. Tasty and delicious if I do say so myself.

Pretty sure Shmegmagetti pretty self explanatory.

by TheActuallyJojoSiwa May 1, 2021

dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016