schmatty

A way of deciding on something with 2 or more people. Out of one or more choices each person eliminates, or "schmatties", the option they like the least until you are left with one option that is the least worst.

verb: schmatty
formal / fully name: latty schmatty

etomology: named for Chris Latty who is indecisive

Let's schmatty between pizza, burgers, and sushi. Diedre, schmatty one.

by polishbroadcast July 16, 2020

Schmearquad

the correct way to say okay in mhermerknees

“My pregnancy test came back negative.”

“Schmearquad.”

by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023

baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008

schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

by dialate June 8, 2004

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006