taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Rolli Schmidt

The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

Mikkel Schmidt

A very ugly guy. He is very tall, and rocks a perm. He is gay, and likes to be dominated.

Ur such a Mikkel Schmidt.

by pooiyutrewqzdv October 19, 2020

joseph schmidt

A big dick sext boy

Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018