spam 

That fucked up canned meat, nobody knows what it's made of. I'll tell you :
SPERM and HAM

Melvin went to a Hawiian place and ordered SPAM, so the guy blew a wod in his ham sandwich, and charged him $6.75.

spam by 38 Caliber Kimo April 7, 2003

spam 

Something that really pisses me off right now.

i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.

spam by Michelle January 16, 2004

spam 

The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

spam by Burtmianus August 9, 2007

spam 

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

spam by army_azn January 26, 2005

spam 

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

spam by Eric C. May 19, 2003

spam 

Shit you dont get with gmail.

Dude, spam sucks, but gmail kicks ass!

spam by me January 17, 2005

spam 

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

spam by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005