Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 11, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

yellowcard

New rock band with a violin.

Wow, a violin in rock. Now I've everything, except Kerry getting elected.

by army_azn January 21, 2005

WMD

The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

by army_azn January 30, 2005

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005

Yo Mama

1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.

2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.

1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.

2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?

Him: Yo Mama!

Me: Shut the f up.

by army_azn December 09, 2004

dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.

Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!

by army_azn December 15, 2004