Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 11, 2005

yellowcard

New rock band with a violin.

Wow, a violin in rock. Now I've everything, except Kerry getting elected.

by army_azn January 21, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005

Yo Mama

1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.

2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.

1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.

2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?

Him: Yo Mama!

Me: Shut the f up.

by army_azn December 09, 2004

dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.

Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!

by army_azn December 15, 2004

FUBAR

F'ed Up Beyond All Reason

The 2004 Presidental Election was so FUBAR it's not even funny.

by army_azn November 29, 2004