1 definition by Burtmianus
The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.
Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"
I Raise my hand.
"What about Haddock?"
Silence.
Somebody smirks.
I elaborate.
"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"
I Raise my hand.
"What about Haddock?"
Silence.
Somebody smirks.
I elaborate.
"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"
by Burtmianus August 8, 2007