roffle house

The place to send all your funny stuff

OMG, I sent this ytmnd to the roffle house.

by AWPerative August 31, 2008

Rofl-tard

Rofl-tard - N.- One whom laughs so uncontrollably, they appear to suffer from a mental handicap

ex.- "Wow she is such a rofl-tard milk is coming out of her nose!"

by Boogerballer3 February 5, 2009

rofl/lmao

rofl - roll on floor laughing
lmao - laugh my ass off
roflmao - roll on floor laughing my ass off

Person 1: (Joke)

Person 2: rofl/lmao!!!

by I am extremely cool. December 9, 2008

ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants While Masturbating To Love Sex Magic Because It Is A Good Sex Song And Then Killing Myself Because I Laughed Too Much And It Hurt My Sides Thats How Bad Ass I Am Bitch!

rollingonfuckingfloorlaughingmyassoffwhilelongstuffdon'tfeellikeputtingallofitbitchblahROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

by UlquiorraTheSecond June 1, 2009

roffleshot

Colloquial term used in computer games, particularly first person shooters. It refers to a shot that is so good, or lucky, it causes one to 'rofl' - to roll on the floor laughing.

That was a complete roffleshot, you're head came right off.

by Smiling Nihilist June 27, 2005

rofl fries

ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.

First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."

*Matt walks up to the counter*

Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!

by BWStigerts April 9, 2008

rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007