"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017
Get the double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swimmug. A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
Get the tampon raftmug. When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.
Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025
Get the Brown Water Raftingmug. by Sugwhite February 16, 2017
Get the Rim Raftmug. I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.
by JustMo November 21, 2021
Get the rafting the assholemug. by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
Get the raft a crapmug. by AwkwardlyTripping June 22, 2018
Get the Raftmug.