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poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole
"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"
by nate stahl November 11, 2008
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Porno

Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.
by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003
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Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.
That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!
by Tursiop June 5, 2013
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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022
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Porno Peek

The act of 'peeking' or sneaking onto to a Porno website in a place you shouldn't e.g At Work or School
1: Hey dude, What are you doing man? We're mean't to do work!
2: Hold on, I'm Porno Peeking.
1: Mind if I watch too?
2: DUDE!
by hnrrr June 2, 2009
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Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible
I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day
by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011
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Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.
"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"
by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005
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