Premature Eflashulator

When having your pictures taken by multiple cameras, the premature eflashulator is the person who: a) takes too many photos in rapid succession, b) takes pictures out of turn, resulting in photos where everyone is looking away, c) solely takes pictures for the purpose of blinding people with the flash, or any combination of the three.

Joe: Dude, taking Prom pictures would've been a blast had it not been for Ashley's mom.
Sam: Yeah man, she's a severe premature eflashulator. Her pictures are going to look really good -- if she wanted 26 pictures where everyone is looking at other cameras.

by jmath19 June 12, 2011

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Premature X-Factulation

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

by Club Festin May 8, 2011

premade

A pre-arranged group of people who will do an activity together. Often used in MMORPG's

"Hey, are you in a premade (group)"

by Kyuti August 15, 2006

Preemptive Pee Break

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

premature attachulation

Forgetting to add the attachment to an email before sending it.

Shit! I hit the send button but I forgot to add the pics you asked for. Premature attachulation again.

by Bodnash September 27, 2009

premature geyser

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth

Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.

by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017