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priest

When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.
Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.
by Mackson March 18, 2008
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Priest's Lemonade

Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.
Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?

Where is it from?

Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013
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priesttherapper

A person who loves to help the world by any means necessary and loves a lady who knows how to take care of him and hold hime down through hard times. A nigga that always speaks the truth no matter how painful or stupid it sounds to others. He loves to write songs about his life and makes motivational speeches to help encourage the youth and the elders. A stay down, loyal, loving, and fresh nigga.
Yo PriestTheRapper when's your next single coming out?
PriestTheRapper: Bruh it'll come when I'm ready for the world to hear the truth rd.
by PriestTheRapper October 23, 2018
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Priestley

she is a GREAT person with the personality of the best person in the world!she has dark-ish brown hair with brown eyes.
your day will will the best no matter what with a Priestley as your friend!and i have the best one of all,and i know a Priestley!All people are great but none are like Priestley!
ME:Priestley is SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM GIRL OR GUY:YEAH!!!! duh no kidding!!!
by mynameisntkairi November 6, 2019
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Priella

A female given name meaning 'Fruit of God'
This life is just a Priella.
by Francisco Zacharia February 14, 2021
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Prietxican

Prietxican is the contrast to the word Whitexican.

It means a dark skinned Mexican, more tipically found in southern Mexico. It comes from the Spanish word Prieto.
My buddy he's a Prietxican but he sure loves his güeritas
by mexicanadian89 April 7, 2022
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reince priebus

A parasitic worm attached to the anus of rich businessmen.When the host dies, resigns or otherwise loses power, the reince preibus drops off and writes a book about the experience.
Donald Trump's doctor declared him the healthiest president ever, but now he has a reince priebus attached to his sphincter.
by Sunslip January 29, 2017
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