Phallison

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

by When you know January 26, 2012

Phallumegaly

bigness of penis

Lorenzo von Matterhon was diagnosed with Phallumegaly at a young age. He grew up without learning how to ride bike, without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small) without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.

by OscarAlhoII December 1, 2009

Phallusmobile

Any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. Phallusmobiles include SUVs, big ole trucks with tractor tires and KC lights, and anything else that is a giant penis on wheels to compensate for someones insecurity.

Also known as Sport Utility-Kill-Anything-I-Hit-Mobile. They are distinguished by there custom safari or IM GOING TO KILL YOU bars on the front of the vehicle in order to in fact kill anything that is hit without damaging the phallus.

"I need a new phallusmobile for my family of three, we need the room." "I just want to keep my family safe by killing anyone else I hit in my ginormous Phallusmobile."

by POND SCUM October 2, 2004

Phallusy

The myth of Moby's Dick. The idea that the elusive sexual satisfaction a woman seeks lies in some mythical penis she searches for like Captain Ahab and the whale.

I spent the first 53 and a half years of my life obsessively chasing Moby’s Dick, a mythical penis that would satisfy me yet always seemed elusive. It’s such a relief to no longer be chasing that particular phallusy.

by a woman seeking June 29, 2020

Phailus

Phailus is a portmanteau of fail and phallus. It is used to describe a situation where one is dicked due to failure. It can also describe what a man has after he has been cock-blocked or what he has if he fails to perform in bed.

It is similar to phail.

"Dude, I was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away."

"Epic phailus!"

"Hey, at least least I didn't have a phailus last night with that one chick."

"No cool dude, not cool."

by Argetlahm July 1, 2008

phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

phallusy

An impression, based on a man's false accounts or exaggerations, of his sexual prowess.

Dale's wild ride through Sandals adult resorts gave rise to the phallusy that surrounds him today.

by HandyDictionary March 25, 2010