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phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)
feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.
by oh silly one. March 29, 2010
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