peacock

thumbing a girls ass leaving your fingers facing up and spread as far ass they'll go....works best during doggy style

That girl was diggin my cock already but she fuckin squirted like a waterfall when I peacocked her ass

by Tommy2Fists September 15, 2005

Alison Taylor Peacock

Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.

Alison taylor peacock is fucking the most amazing girl in the world, and she only deserves the best of the best.

by alejandrosquirtle September 1, 2011

Asian Peacock

No, not a bird for you flaky bird lovers...this is for any of you with friends who love to pass out at parties...and they're impossible to wake up...have fun with this one.

The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.

From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves an "Asian Peacock" - named after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.

Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America once again...in as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms overnight.

10 minutes after Jonny passed out, there was a sighting of the rare Asian Peacock.

by Renslips September 26, 2008

permadick

To be a permanent dick.

Phil has become a permadick.

by Alex Demi October 30, 2007

Peacock Bass

Popluar game fish native to south america, introduced to miami's canal and lake drainage symstems in 1984. Sheer power, drag stripping runs, professional acrobatics.

That fish almost felt like a peacock bass!!

What a nice pea bro!

by Josefinita July 24, 2009

Peacock Girl

A girl who has a peacock like print / colouring on a majority of clothing.

Nate: Check it out, Alex is being such a peacock girl again.
Autumn: I know!
Nate: *thinks* wow... she's cute...

by TheGuyYouLoveMore March 5, 2011

Peacockin'

Tryna show off and get alot of attention. Might include dying your hair, crying alot, dating alot of people, having a lot of sex and telling people about it.

Guy 1: Why did they dye their hair green?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin'.

by DoucheLN June 30, 2011