Penfold

A solitary, solid turf floating around in a church font.

I can’t believe that Joel took a penfold in the church font.

by McGummySteve August 13, 2021

Penoodling

When your elderly mom fondles her boyfriends noodle in your guest room.

I cant believe my mom is upstairs with her boyfriend penoodling.

by Laughingtoohard December 19, 2021

Penfold

The coolest kid in school

Penfold did loads of kick ups last week

by Penfold101 May 16, 2022

Penaldinians

Penaldinians are the most non-intelligent C.Ronaldo fans that will attack anyone with they’re nonsense arguments, Copa America isn’t important, 5 UCL > World Cup & 4 UCL, Saudi League > French League, etc.

Bro these Penaldinians are going to attack you!

by Maradonathegoat1234 June 6, 2023

Penola Canka

Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.

A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.

But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.

Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.

They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.

Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.

Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.

Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win

Penola Canka

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Penaldildo

A penaldo dildo

Piers morgan: oh boy! My penaldildo just arrived!! *rides it until he shits*

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

penaldowski

penaldowski wants to play farmers league and he is robbed is penal'dor to barca ghost pessi.

penaldowski missed his penalty in la liga

by fake_farmers_goat October 9, 2023