The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby
by fingersseven March 30, 2023
Get the Pendleton County High School mug.by a&f July 5, 2012
Get the james pendleton mug.Entering a man from behind while he is already balls deep in another man, then proceeding to thrust. Thus creating a testicular penetration pendulum.
by TotalistOfTitans May 12, 2021
Get the Penetration Pendulum mug.A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!
Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.
by OminousT July 31, 2012
Get the Swing Dance Pendulum mug.Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."
by Ligachev March 3, 2017
Get the eternal penis pendulum mug.by QFapfap June 27, 2010
Get the Pending mug.A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. February 28, 2008
Get the pendulum mug.