Pendleton County High School

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

Pendleton County High School is shit

by fingersseven March 30, 2023

james pendleton

♥ I like you. :3 you're the worst texter ever, but I still love talking to you, bye♥

Did you see James Pendleton?

by a&f July 5, 2012

Penetration Pendulum

Entering a man from behind while he is already balls deep in another man, then proceeding to thrust. Thus creating a testicular penetration pendulum.

I love orgies, but the real highlight is kyles balls hitting mine during the penetration pendulum.

by TotalistOfTitans May 12, 2021

Swing Dance Pendulum

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!

Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.

by OminousT July 31, 2012

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

Pending

Penidng means 'waiting to come.'

I'm pending all over your face!
Awh, I just pended.

by QFapfap June 27, 2010

pendulum

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

by Shannon A. February 28, 2008