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Joystick Parenting

As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.

Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.
by fifafriedman May 3, 2010
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parallel partying

When two related groups are partying at the same time, but in different locations
Leesol and Sandy are partying at the singles bars right now and we're here at Bonnaroo partying it up also. Parallel partying!
by reannasm June 16, 2011
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Tele-partying

A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.
Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
by Adam Flanigan October 4, 2012
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Patting

Being extremely aggresive, hostile, and cynical but all the while not being angry.
Dude, he was totally Patting last night after I pushed him in the lake.
by Big Ben's got a Big Clock October 5, 2010
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Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.
Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.
by pepperpotter July 26, 2010
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Partying Hard-ish

When you Party Hard but you're not on drugs, or drunk. It's a possibility that you may be having sex. But you still look like a Party Animal.
Julia: Is Virgil drunk?
Jose: Nah, he's just partying hard-ish, and I think he just had sex.
by SSSSSSSSSSex October 30, 2007
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Micro-parenting

Micro-parenting: Judgmental, intrusive and obnoxious involvement of non-custodial parties in child rearing.
The teacher was micro-parenting when she refused to allow the student to eat her packed snack because the teacher deemed it unhealthy.
by Krisport April 30, 2015
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