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panty hat

Made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, wangsters and other types of douchebags. Not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from Rosie O'Donnell's soiled unmentionables.

Though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may know you possess below average intelligence.
Suffering from low self esteem, Darmetrius resorted to wearing a panty hat in order to get the props he deserved.
by bknix June 5, 2008
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panty man

this is basically the same as calling someone a fag or homo. it means a homosexual male. or to understand it better, a man who wears panties.
" damn i saw a guy today that looked like a big panty man"
by brown jaguar May 9, 2010
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panty hound

1. Male canines of any breed that must, when approaching a human female, stuff their muzzles deep into the human female's vaginal area (hot box). This is often accompanied by leg humping and red rocket intrusion. If the female subject is compliant, mounting and subsequent dry humping can happen. Ejaculation, while rare, has been known to occur.
Rex was a champion panty hound. He had won the coveted "Golden Panty" award 3 years in a row. Rex could detect pre-menstral women from 10 miles away. Rex could say things like "run for your life!" and "lock the doors!".
by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009
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pantheon

1. From Greek; pan = all, and theon = gods. Literally, all the gods.

2. All the gods recognized by a particular religion.

3. The three members of the Trinity.
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are a pantheon.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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pantheism

From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).
If you believe in pantheism, you don't have to go far to find God because he's everywhere.
by J.D.G. brj November 9, 2006
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magic panty eraser

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.
Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"
by OhioPUA December 19, 2007
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Panty Pirate

Someone who steals girls panties to sniff while jacking off.
John Kelley is such a fucking panty pirate.
by fortworthcody October 31, 2008
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