Asshole Optimism

When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.

"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.

by doktorj March 8, 2014

Rectal optimitis

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

by Possumpecker February 8, 2018

Doomer Optimism

A collective dedicated to discovering regenerative paths forward, highlighting the people working for a better world, and connecting seekers to doers.

Things are bad but let’s stay positive and follow a path of doomer optimism

by Longyear April 27, 2022

Blind Optimism

to be optimistic without any reason.

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.

by zishy August 12, 2014

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009

Optimization

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

Optimystic

a person with magical eyeballs that allows them to look into the future and scope out what to be happy about

Optimystic people ruin everything with their future sight. can't I fail at something without them telling me things will get better in the future, let me live my life for a change!

by Seanynomous "W"riter February 18, 2011