Girth Purse

A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.

Stacy almost ripped my penis right off with her girth purse!

by m1dnite October 2, 2009

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021

Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019