by Merkin September 23, 2005
I'ma beat his muffing butt.
Baby, we are going to muff all night long.
MOTHER MUFFER!
Oh yeah? Well, muff you!
It's muffin cold out here.
Baby, we are going to muff all night long.
MOTHER MUFFER!
Oh yeah? Well, muff you!
It's muffin cold out here.
by xoxo coco loco oxox December 04, 2010
by Brown beauty February 26, 2003
by 64 August 06, 2005
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
by A Slightly Gay Straight White February 22, 2016
Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.
by Poos Yoosy August 01, 2017
Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.
by John boy Walton February 03, 2020